Why was the Grim Reaper at Model Laboratory School this week?a) The students were bad.
b) He is a new teacher.
c) He was part of a program warning students about the dangers of drinking and driving.

Who was elected the 2004-2005 Student Government Association president?

a) The Easter Bunny
b) Lance Melching
c) Chris Swindell

Two new Eastern faculty members are well known for what?

a) Their stand-up comedy
b) Their writing
c) Their roles in many
independent films

What is this?

a) A paintball gun
b) A bowl of jelly beans
c) A new chocolate treat
available at the Fountain Food Court

Answers: c,b,b,a