What cable television network was on campus last week?a) The Playboy Channel
b) The Learning Channel
c) Lifetime

What piece of Eastern memorabilia was recently recovered on eBay?

a) A championship football ring
b) A vintage Eastern thong
c) The original Daniel Boone rifle

What is the Better Business Bureau
warning students concerning spring break?

a) Stormy weather
b) Poisonous suntan lotion
c) Scams and fraudulent offers

What is this?

a) Flying saucers spotted in the skies above campus
b) Surplus bed pans from the nursing department
c) Pottery made for the Empty Bowls program

Answers: b,a,c,c